Collection: ALL PRODUCTS (EXCLUDING ROUTE)

Let it snow

I like them real thick and sprucy

I like big bulbs and I cannot lie

Well hung

My presence is your present

look at me being all festive and shit

Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

It's not going to lick itself

I do it for the ho's

Tis the season

Jingle all the way

Have a sweet Christmas