Collection: Sarcasm

Can't touch this

Today's mood is sponsored by my meds

Everything is fine

Off to become my husband's problem

Not my trash not my dumpster

Too tired for this

A clean beaver always gets more wood

Stronger life heavy stay savage

Hey haters! I'm doing fine thanks for checking in.

I'm staying home today. I think I have mood poisoning

I closed my book to be here don't make me regret it

Houston I have so many problems