Collection: Sarcasm

It was never a phase

Only stupid people can read this

Hang in there it gets worse

I'm not like other girls I'm worse

Stay trashy Opossum

Stay trashy raccoon

Livin the dream

Sorry about my husband

warning the level of idgaf that I'm at now is dangerous

If you can't kill them with kindness try poison

I could stop being petty but I'm not a quitter

I don't rise and shine I'm not a morning person