Collection: Sarcasm

God grant me peace because if you give me strength, I'll need bail money

Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today

Little bit dramatic

If you're gonna be salty at least bring the tequila

Froggin beautiful

Ship happens when you're nauti

I was born to suck

Daisy see me rollin

I am fierce

Wish I was full of tacos instead of anxiety

My cup is full of anxiety

It it requires a fake smile I'm not going!