Collection: Sarcasm

Welcome to camp quitcherbitchin

I don't like you either

Be solid in how you choose to treat me..because as soon as you razzle.. I'm gonna dazzle

Running on coffee and petty

First in class at Petty University

Petty 247

they can try, but they will never be you, babygirl

I have to see the candy before I get into the van. I'm not stupid.

If you have an opinion about me, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Not my shitshow

Not my circus