Collection: Sarcasm

When life gives you lemons throw them at somebody

Captain of the struggle bus

I don't give a hoot

Go sit on a cactus

Unhinged & feral

Spill the tea sis

Antisocial

Easy tiger I bite

I do a little thing called what I want

Normal is weird! Be boring

If you think I don't like you, you're probably right

Working harder than an ugly stripper