Collection: Sarcasm

Chase dreams not bum men

Suspect claims she has so much to do but lays down to nap instead

Hey, you dropped this.

Oh for peeps sake

Don't judge me if you haven't walked in my shoes

Oh Hell nah

Overwhelmed overstimulated over caffeinated mama

Live today like you're getting friend tomorrow

Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else

You bet Giraffe I'm cute

Not speakerphone material

Running from my problems but the gym ain't one