Collection: Sarcasm

Expensive anxious & doesn't play well with others.

It's weird being the same age as old people

I'm billing you for this conversation.

Today I don't feel like doing anything except my wife I'd do her

Tired of babysitting my mother in laws son

Zombies eat brains, ... don't worry. you're safe

Don't study me you won't graduate

Beauty is an attitude

I got a good heart but this mouth

no bad vibes k. thanks

I had my patience tested I was negative

Little booger