Collection: Sarcasm

A large group of people is called a no thanks

Every party has a pooper and the pooper is you

My face says it before my mouth will

Unfortunately, I do always have something smart to say

I dont need your attitude I brought my own

You suck you should fix that

Not everyone likes me but not everyone matters

If you could read my mind, I'd be in jail

Soon as I give someone the benefit, here comes the doubt

Stop following the crowd they're freaking lost.

You look like a no thanks kinda heifer

Before coffee I hate people after coffee I feel good about hating people