Collection: Sarcasm

My husband thinks my multiple personalities are sexy

My toxic traits is that I think another cup of coffee is the solution to all my problems.

Drink your ice tea & mind your business

I'm not having a Baja blast right now

You're only as pretty as you treat people

smile if you're dead inside

Girls rule fur- ever

Howl ya like them apples?

I suggest you pop lock & drop that attitude

Be like the sun keep on shinning and let them burn

Your anxiety is a lying b*itch

Embrace the glorious train wreck that you are