Collection: Sarcasm

Stop petting my peeves

I didn't plan to get out of the car

I put the PRO in procrastinate.

I could go for some mean tweets & cheap gas right about now

May your coffee be stronger than your toddler

My husband thinks my multiple personalities are sexy

My toxic traits is that I think another cup of coffee is the solution to all my problems.

Drink your ice tea & mind your business

I'm not having a Baja blast right now

You're only as pretty as you treat people

smile if you're dead inside

Girls rule fur- ever