Collection: Sarcasm

Be anything but mine

Not for everyone

I'm gonna let Jesus handle it because If I handle it I'll end up in jail

everyone was thinking it I just said it outloud

shhhh. No one cares

I would like to confirm that I do not care

I've got a good heart but this mouth

Stop petting my peeves

I didn't plan to get out of the car

I put the PRO in procrastinate.

I could go for some mean tweets & cheap gas right about now

May your coffee be stronger than your toddler