Collection: Sarcasm

Mr. steal your girl

I wish I could send invoices to people who waste my time

You look like a headache

I hate people

Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it oh and here's a straw so you can suck it up

If that boy ever breaks your heart I'll send him where the moon meets and kisses the stars

Apparently rock bottom has a basement

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in peoples eyes

I dont need a middle finger my eyes are enough

Sorry, but I dont take any orders. I barely take suggestions

F*** around, and you'll get a pizza me!

Don't let anyobe else ruin your day it's your day ruin it yourself